jive\ turkey

jive\ turkey
1. (jive turkey) (1991↑, 558↓)
a. One who speaks as though they know what they're talking about...though they do not. b. a bullshitter.
2. (jive turkey) (1566↑, 689↓)
The most insulting word in the english dictionary.

I about shot John after he called me a jive turkey, but it turns out he really only called me a cock sucker.

3. (jive turkey) (883↑, 438↓)
its an old 70's term used to describe someone who thinks they're kool or hott but really isn't.

"That guy is such a jive turkey\!"

4. (jive turkey) (1103↑, 677↓)
1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work. 2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.

1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work. Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey. 2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.

5. (jive turkey) (452↑, 369↓)
someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth

1) george bush 2) bill clinton your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey

6. (Jive Turkey) (98↑, 70↓)
unreliable, show boat, or makes empty promises

You weren't in vietnam, you jive turkey.

7. (Jive Turkey) (86↑, 61↓)
1. Someone who lies all the time. 2. Someone who does unbelievable (usually bad) things. 3. An arrogant disrespectful punk who is full of crap. It is considered by many to be the most insulting word. ever.

1. Sean said that he beat Andrew in madden '09, but he didn't. What a jive turkey. 2. Calello. What a jive turkey. 3. Mick and Theo think they can beat Chris and Harry in 2 on 2 basketball, what jive turkeys.

8. (Jive Turkey) (3↑, 1↓)
Jive Turkey was a derogatory slang word in African American Vernacular English (Ebonics), used to refer to someone who was unreliable, made empty promises, or who was full of bluster. Several funk groups in the late 1960s and 1970s used the term, particularly the Ohio Players in songs such as "Jive Turkey" on the album Skin Tight from 1974. The insult became widely known in the 1980s, particularly via television comedies (e.g., The Jeffersons). The term has been used by later television characters (e.g., Homer Simpson) in order to demonstrate that they are out of touch with modern youth trends, culture, and language. The term was also used in the film Semi-Pro starring Will Ferrell and in Weird Science starring Kelly LeBrock 1985. "Jive turkey" also garnered attention in the movie Trading Places. Jive turkey, however, was already falling into disuse when it was spoken by "hip" television characters in the 1970s, such as George Jefferson. Jive turkey is also a quick step dance in Germany in the 1930s.

That Billy Madison sure is a jive turkey\!

9. (Jive Turkey) (20↑, 20↓)
Someone who exaggerates to the point where it's over the top and they are way full of shit. This person hasn't learned the meaning of overkill when it comes to building themself up or buttering someone else up. This is often a child who is trying to flatter an adult with sophomoric compliments. This is often used as a sexual ploy as well. A big insult in the African-American community.

Lily is a little girl who will tell you that you have the bluest eyes she's ever seen and the whitest teeth. She's a jive turkey. This dude was trying to holler at me asking what a nice girl like me was doing in a place like this. What a jive turkey\! Alexandria is a pathological liar, and is Queen of the Jive Turkeys. Someone was trying to mack to Daddy Pimp Juice's girl and she told the Jive Turkey to step off while listening to The Ohio Players song "Jive Turkey."

10. (Jive Turkey) (11↑, 12↓)
a term black people used for white people in the 70s

Black Dynamite thinks Kyle is a jive turkey.

Author: THe better of the jet pair http://jive-turkey.urbanup.com/5620720
11. (Jive Turkey) (17↑, 19↓)
1. Someone who does unbelievably bad or [jive] things. 2. Someone who is an arrogant, disrespectful, fool who deserves no respect. 3. A liar.

1. Sean just stole my snickers bar, and then punched Tyler in the face, what a Jive Turkey 2. Mick just popped 11 jumpers in a row on Theo, what a jive turkey. 3. Chris told me he won the lottery, but he didnt. What a jive turkey.

12. (jive turkey) (0↑, 4↓)
Konnor Staples

konnor staples is the biggest jive turkey alive

13. (Jive Turkey) (1↑, 6↓)
When a man who struggles with his sexual orientation allows another man or multiple men,to bend him over a couch and repeatedly ravage him. This could persist for hours or even days and sometimes entire groups or organizations of men take thier turn on the one being ravaged. While being probed the gentlemen keeps both arms in a chicken wing shape and takes the form of a turkey. The men must climax inside the "Turkey" and this counts as the stuffing. Afterwards the men leave and the one being asspounded goes back to pretending to be a heterosexual.

Ahh man, i heard Jim spent all weekend being a Jive Turkey for the high school football team.

14. (Jive Turkey) (0↑, 5↓)
A. Someone in a green house who thinks they know what theyre talking about but really.... they do not. B. Someone who will suck another man's D for money or to get called up from B

Andrew thought he knew what he was talking about but in reality, he is a jive turkey

Author: obalsajiveturkey69 http://jive-turkey.urbanup.com/5772075
15. (Jive Turkey) (4↑, 10↓)
A term used in a phrase randomly which instantaneously causes dance.

Peterson: "Did you just call me a [Jive Turkey]?" John: "LET'S DISCO\!\!\!"

16. (Jive Turkey) (1↑, 12↓)
Someone who is super jive'n

Lee is such a jive turkey.

17. (jive turkey) (6↑, 18↓)
jive-a language used by african americans in the 70s and 80s turky-which is a girl whos obviously been stuffed alot conclusion-black slut

damn, that bitch is a jive turkey sucka\! yeah ive even stuffed her.

18. (jive turkey) (0↑, 16↓)
tofu turkey, tofurkey

We are having a vegan thanksgiving with jive turkey and all the fixings\!

19. (Jive Turkey) (9↑, 27↓)
Jive Turkey Co. is a multidimensional company dedicated to quality service in snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design. Welcome to the new age. This is a new interweb and we intend to dominate it. jiveturkeyco.com \jive\ turkeySnowsport We are the snowsport. Anything snow, we are there. We come from the Midwest. A tough rugged and disgusting place to ski and ride. Our mts. (hills) literally consist of old garbage dumps, rock quarries, and large enough natural hills to justify a chairlift. The conditions are always less than perfect. The Midwest offers icy, cold as hell, slushy, warm, muddy, and tiny resorts. This is home. Not only do we actually ride this shit, we fucking love it\! \jive\ turkeyVideo Here at Jive Turkey, we provide a video service designed for YOUR personal needs\! Such as: private events, commercials, auditions, video design, and much more\! \jive\ turkeyGFX (graphics) YOU + US X GFX = Jive Turkey Jive Turkey specializes in custom graphics. We will work with YOU through the entire creative process. Our GFX specialties include: logos, banners, album art, stickers, flyers, ads, your face and much more\! \jive\ turkeyApparel We design and sell our very own apparel. T-shirts, Hoodies, Hats, and anything we can think of... Maybe even underwear. Fuck yea\! We even do custom shirts for sports teams, events, small businesses, or just you\!

1. Jive Turkey makes some badass designs\! 2. Jive Turkey does snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.

20. (jive turkey) (30↑, 59↓)
can be a liar or a cheater. A dumb/stupid person.

Get away from me you jive turkey\!

21. (Jive Turkey) (103↑, 150↓)
A secret communist Turkish settlement for all those speaking jive. The inhabitants of this nation are known as Jive Turks.

Jive Turk: Airport security spent 20 minutes frisking me just because I'm from Jive Turkey.

22. (jive turkey) (50↑, 105↓)
akin to: sucka, fool, mo-fo

I ain't talkin' to no jive turkies, slick.

23. (Jive Turkey) (23↑, 79↓)
someone who talks trash or junk

Ed: Hey sweetie how you feelin'? Lady: Fine Ed: Fine lookin'? or Feelin'? Lady: Both

24. (jive turkey) (24↑, 91↓)
some people say that a jive turkey is a person that talks shit and has no clue what they're talking about however the uncommon definition is a total fucking badass who gets tons of ladies

guy one: Hey see that guy over there guy two: yeah what about him guy one: he's the biggest jive turkey guy two: o so he talks a lot of shit and actually has no clue what hes talking about guy one: No dude he's a total fucking badass ass who gets tons of ladies guy two: really? guy one: ya his kind is also known as a jive turkey of another feather

25. (jive turkey) (25↑, 96↓)
A retro faggot who clubs all night and thinks he's still in the 70's

sheila: yo man did ya see that poof at da club last night? gangsta: Yeah, wat a fuckin jive turkey

26. (Jive Turkey) (14↑, 99↓)
Literally means a pig language in early Africa. Only known by a few tribes that still speak in clicks today and are very uncivilized.

Wow, i thought jive turkey died out a long time ago.

27. (Jive Turkey) (21↑, 108↓)
it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.

"I just got my LICENSE\!\!\!" "That's sooo jive turkey\!"

28. (jive turkey) (12↑, 109↓)
it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.

"I just got my LICENSE\!\!\!\!" "That's sooo jive turkey\!"

29. (jive turkey) (11↑, 113↓)
another word for 'cool' or 'happenin' or 'my brother'

whats up jive turkey?

Author: katherine marie\! =] http://jive-turkey.urbanup.com/1653222
30. (Jive Turkey) (17↑, 158↓)
Old school 70's term to say a "cool cat." Usually originates from the African American lingo or people but does not matter. Cool way to say hello also. Also adds in a good "pointless word" for comedy/humor between friends.

Mario: Hey Turkeys James: Sup man? -Or- Matt: Yo roo, whats up? Ruben: Whats up? Matt: Nothing, man. Lets go swimming. Ruben: *nods head* Jiive turkey\! *jumps in* Comment submitted with request to Delete - "A jive turkey is a derrogoratory term, it does not mean a "cool Cat"

Related: jive, turkey, liar, cracka, cracker, honky, phony, cool, fool, sex, cock, deceiver, faker, honkey, idiot, loser, poser, tool, wanker, white, awesome, badass, blowhard, booty, bullshitter, busta, charlatan, chump, crackhead, crazy, daddy pimp juice, disrespectful, dumb, fabricator, fag, fake, fuck, ghetto, hoaxer, mofo
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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